Vishal asked me for my cell # today... he subsequently mentioned that he felt better now that he had an even number of entries in his cell phone. So used. He said I should write a blog entry about it. So here it is. But I've exhausted the excitement, drama, and altogether overwhelming emotion of the incident in my first few lines, so I shall bring a close to that saga of my life.
Chapter 2: Vengeance is Mine
I looked up your cell # on the med roster Vishal and added you. You're #143. You may have the peace of mind knowing that you have an even number of entries in your phone, but let it haunt you, let it hound you, let this sword of Damocles plague your every waking moment and the lulls within your dreams because you know that somewhere, somehow, you're an odd entry in someone's phone.
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3 comments:
hahaha.. won, doesn't 143 mean "i love you" in pager code?
[nevermind that i know that]
hope you're doing well :)
Won has generously agreed to let me use his widely-read blog to get chicks. So here is my personal ad:
22yo male, taller than Won, seeks female who is bothered by odd numbers of phonebook entries.
Holla at me!!
gee, your life sounds almost as exciting as mine.
hahahaR.
you're 76 in my phone. i'm so cool; i just had to look it up.
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